35 Quotes From “Hocus Pocus”

I have loved the movie Hocus Pocus ever since I first saw it. To me it is not Halloweentime without watching the Sanderson sisters. I feel like I can recite the movie at this point and love that my daughter is getting into the movie as well. I admit though I ignored the question when she asked what a virgin was!

Here are 35 Quotes From “Hocus Pocus” to get you in the Halloween spirit:

Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!

Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?

What a fool to give us thy life for thy sister’s.

Come, we fly!

I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!

Dost thou comprehend?

Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!

A virgin lit the candle.

It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!

You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.

This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother’s a virgin. He lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. We need help.

For your information, he’s a little leaguer!

Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?

It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.

You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!

No, no! He’s a good zombie.

Let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads.

Now you have no choice! You’ll have to take me!

Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.

Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.

I am beautiful! Boys will love me!

Farewell, mortal bus boy!

Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the time’s come to play here in my garden of magic.

I am alive!

Sucking the lives out of little children!

Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!

It reeks of children!

Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.

Spending a quiet evening at home.

It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!

Oh my, Winifred, you are the mere sprig of a girl!

Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.

I suggest we form a calming circle.

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