My Guide on How to Refresh Your Underwear

Alright, let’s get real for a second: when was the last time you actually thought about your underwear drawer? If you’re like me, it’s probably been… oh, let’s just say longer than I’d care to admit. But here’s the thing: refreshing your underwear isn’t just about feeling fancy or keeping up with the trends. 

It’s about comfort, hygiene, and the simple joy of not wearing something that feels like it’s been through more than you have. Trust me, when your undies are in top shape, it’s like a little secret victory for your day. So, let’s dive in and turn that drawer of questionable fabrics into a treasure trove of comfort.

1. Step One: The Brutal Audit

First things first, it’s time for the underwear audit—a task that might feel like sifting through the remnants of your past self. Seriously, lay out every single pair you own and take a good, hard look. You know that one pair with the elastic that’s holding on by sheer willpower? Or the one with the mysterious hole that you swore was smaller last time? Yeah, it’s time to say your goodbyes. This is Marie Kondo but for your unmentionables: if it doesn’t spark joy (or at least fit comfortably), toss it.

Pro tip: I’ve found that this is also a perfect time to reflect on your go-to styles. If you’re constantly reaching for that one pair of boyshorts over everything else, maybe it’s time to stock up on those instead of trying to convince yourself you’re a “thong person” when you’re definitely not. Know thyself—and thy underwear preferences.

2. The Fabric Factor: Cotton vs. Fancy Fabrics

Here’s the deal: cotton is your everyday superhero. It’s breathable, soft, and basically says, “I’ve got your back (and your front).” But let’s not forget the fancy stuff. When I discovered modal fabric, it was like I’d found the silky secret that fashion bloggers have been keeping from us regular folks. It’s that perfect mix of soft and smooth that feels a little luxurious but not so delicate that you’re afraid to sit down in them.

That said, whatever you do, avoid the cheap, scratchy stuff that feels like a punishment from the laundry gods. Whether you’re a cotton devotee or you prefer something that glides on like a second skin, the golden rule is comfort. You don’t need your underwear reminding you of its existence all day. Life is hard enough.

3. Invest in Quality: Your Butt Deserves It

Let me just put it out there: yes, we all love a good deal, but that 10-pack of bargain undies is a trap. Sure, it seems like a win at first, but two washes later, and you’re left with something that resembles a deflated balloon more than underwear. I used to be a sucker for bulk buys—until I splurged on a pair from a high-end brand. Game. Changer. They fit better, feel better, and last way longer. You’re not just buying underwear; you’re investing in daily happiness. I mean, if Beyoncé can wear a crown just to sip tea, we can definitely treat ourselves to nice underwear, right?

4. Mix Up Your Styles: Variety is the Spice of Life

You’ve been wearing briefs since you were 12? Well, time to shake things up! Thongs for women, hipsters, boyshorts—it’s a whole world out there, and your butt deserves some variety. I never thought I’d wear a thong outside of the gym, but once I started experimenting, I realized there’s a style for every occasion (and outfit).

And hey, you never know what you’ll like until you try. It’s like dating for your underwear drawer—test the waters, see what works, and before you know it, you’ve got a collection that suits every mood. And yes, it’s totally okay to have a “these-are-only-for-laundry-day” pile, too.

5. The Magic Number: Replacing Regularly

Here’s something I didn’t know until way too late in life: underwear has an expiration date. Yup, no matter how attached you are to your favorite pair, if you’ve been hanging onto them for more than a year, it’s time to let go. Every 6-12 months, you should be refreshing your drawer. I know, I know—this seems excessive, but think about all the wear and tear they go through. Underwear is the unsung hero of your wardrobe. Show some respect!

Side note: those pairs you wear to the gym or during a heatwave? Those need replacing even more frequently. Sweat does a number on fabric, and nobody wants to be wearing something that’s past its prime—especially when it’s in, let’s say, sensitive areas.

6. Organizing the Chaos

Okay, now that you’ve revamped your collection, it’s time to organize. You know what’s worse than wearing uncomfortable underwear? Digging through a messy drawer to find a pair that’s not at the bottom of a laundry mountain. Take a few minutes (or hours, no judgment) to neatly fold, separate by style, color, or mood—whatever floats your boat.

In fact, after organizing mine by “days I feel fancy” and “days I just want comfort,” I’ve never looked back. Plus, let’s be real, starting your day with a neatly organized drawer feels like having your life together—even if the rest is a hot mess.

Conclusion: Treat Yourself (and Your Butt) Right

There you have it, folks—your ultimate guide to refreshing your underwear drawer. It might seem like a small thing, but trust me, when your foundation is solid (and comfortable), it makes everything else in your day just a little bit better. So go ahead, assess, refresh, and organize. Your future self (and your butt) will thank you!