Guest Post From DiPaola Momma: "Where is Cher?"

I bet you’re here looking for Cher. I’d wager that just like ME you’ve got a minor addiction to entering her contests, reading her reviews, and pouting in envy each time that follower counter goes up AGAIN! And I’d also guess that you’re SHOCKED that it seems someone has taken over her blog.

Nope, I’m no hacker. Well unless you hear me trying to sing in the shower and then you’d be convinced that I was hacking up a hairball or something. Truth be told Cher has dumped us. Left us high and dry while she runs away to live the glamorous life (hear me singing Fergie there?). Though she didn’t bother to tell me where she was going I have a few clues.

Oh wait, I didn’t tell you who the heck I am did I? NEVER one to pass up a little self promotion, I’m DiPaola Momma. The head Nugget herself of the SOMEDAY world famous Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom. I’m rather humble too, as you can see. It’s not just a blog it’s an epiphany! Okay so I’m also a bit of a Drama Queen but hey it’s good to be the Queen!

So on to the “Where is Cher” game. I think she is somewhere in Northern Italy! Well at least that’s a good place to start looking for a woman who is giving away a book called “I loved I lost I made Spaghetti”. Or maybe she has been summoned to the South of France by the all powerful Brangelina Oz to bestow her mommy wisdom upon their family the population . Then again she might just be hanging out with the kiddos at home, frankly I don’t know. After all who am I, just the crazed maniac kind stranger to whom she entrusted her blog.

Maybe she decided to take a tour of the great museums of New York city. That and the shopping districts. This would make some sense considering she seems to be into giving away Framed Art. I wonder if that picture I painted of five dogs playing poker would look good in a frame. Is that the M.O.M.A. on the phone? Now if I were Cher I think I’d be cashing in on my bloggy popularity and accepting the keys to the city and a dinner date with Johnny Damon (stop cringing Sox fans, a hot guy is a hot guy no matter what team he sells out to).

In the end I still have not a clue as how to solve the mystery of “Where is Cher”. But along with her blog she left me TONS of dirty laundry so I’m going to go grab her Complete Laundry System and get to work. THANKS Cher!!! I’d better at least get a T-shirt out of this one, and NOT one I have pilfered from your laundry basket!