10. That my arms, legs, hair, and clothes would become a chew toy for a teething baby.
9. That “poop” would be a word of the day, everyday!
8. That I would become a master of stain removal, some of which I don’t even know what they are of.
7. That I would know the theme songs to cartoons, and actually enjoy some of them!
6. That bath time would be actually more of a shower for me, since chances are I haven’t had
time to take my own shower!
5. That I would enjoy chicken nuggets, hot dogs, and grilled cheese for lunch, all the time!
4. That I would also become a human Kleenex, and not care!
3. That I would give up my cherished purse collection because I now have to carry everything but the kitchen sink!
2. That I would dread going anywhere, because I am too tired or too lazy to pack up the kids and drag them out.
1. That I would not care how messy my house is because really what is the point in cleaning if they are just going to destroy it within minutes!
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