Activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports have one thing in common: butt burning. Yes I said butt burning. What I mean is that you may experience frictional skin irritation and excess sweat in the buttocks area, which could cause your butt to burn! Soreness, itching, and redness caused from friction can really be a pain and ruin your activity.
Well thanks to a health care professional and a heavy equipment operator/construction worker who are both dedicated dirt bike riders, they developed “Monkey Butt,” which is what they called the problem they were experiencing. Since none of the products on the market lived up to their expectations for comfort, relief of soreness or easy availability, they created their product “Anti-Monkey Butt.”
Basically Anti-Monkey Butt is like Baby Powder for adults but much stronger. Apply it before you do your activity and reapply if necessary. Anti Monkey Butt was specifically formulated and tested by experienced riders to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity. Now I don’t do anything that would require Anti-Monkey Butt (other than sitting at my desk and couch too long) but I just asked a friend of mine if he has ever had Monkey Butt. I thought he was laugh and ask what I was talking about, but he replied “Yep, every time I ride my Harley.” So apparently if you get Monkey Butt, you know what it is! I also suggested Anti-Monkey Butt to my brother who bike rides in marathons, as I am sure it would help him too!
Since I didn’t have a use for Anti-Monkey Butt, I suggested it to my husband who without going into too much information could benefit from Anti-Monkey Butt due to sweat issues. He puts it on before he goes to work out and so far has been dry and comfortable. I checked out some testimonials from their website and people are finding tons of uses for it, both men and women. One guy uses it daily for sweat, a women who sits all day for her job, a man who travels internationally and is uncomfortable sitting on the planes, a jogger, was used on a dog’s hot spot near the base of his tail, a firefighter, even a sunbather with shave-irritated legs! Most people admitted to buying this as a gag gift but when they tried it, they are now fans for life!
BUY IT: You can buy Anti Monkey Butt online or visit Rite-Aid, Walmart, Ace Hardware, True Value, Tractor Supply Stores, and Do-It Best Hardware Stores.
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